Another elevator notice from the work cafeterias!

Our company started a green marketing initiative in 2008 and since then our company has tried to make our actual company more green.  Green jobs, real plates and styrofoam-less cafeterias ensued.  Smart move since environmental reporters will sit in trees and throw paint on you and stuff if you are not sincere.  They are eccentric fo shizzle.

Here is a notice about nature (?) from the work cafeteria!  This looks like the sign’s author wrote the notice in their language, typed it in to Babel fish, selected “translate to English,” then hit “print.”

And as always in the Hil Street “notices from work” series, punctuation (or lack thereof) is actual, not exaggerated.

Thanks, Johanna, for sending to Morgan!

THERE WILL BE A DRAWING FOR

CELEBRATING

NATURE

COCA-COLA FOR

TOTE BAGS

FILL OUT FORMS

IN CAFES FOR THE NEXT 2 WEEKS

WINNERS DRAWN DAILY

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  1. #1 by Ginny on August 28, 2008 - 12:20 pm

    SO CONFUSING!!

  2. #2 by Weslie on August 28, 2008 - 8:27 pm

    I love Nature Coca-Cola, so much better than Coke Zero.

  3. #3 by hilstreet on August 28, 2008 - 9:05 pm

    LOL – no aspartame for sure.

  4. #4 by Emilie on August 29, 2008 - 12:20 pm

    I honestly don’t know what to make of this sign. Coke bags? Celebrating Nature Cola? What will I win if I fill out a form? What am I signing up for? I think this is some conspiracy code for translation by enemy spies…

  5. #5 by Weslie on September 5, 2008 - 5:27 pm

    It’s probably those bastards at Texas Instruments spying on you!

  6. #6 by hilstreet on September 9, 2008 - 2:33 pm

    Or from Native Instruments!!!

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