On Sunday night, I was at the grocery store (not Whole Foods) getting my required back-up supply of Kraft Spiral Mac and Cheese. I like my occasional trips to the other grocer in town because I can pick up those things I don’t trust to be made of “natural” ingredients. Like toothbrushes. Spiral Mac and Cheese. Condoms. And Velveeta.
Well, I am so glad I went on Sunday because I witnessed a very funny grocery store occurrence.
Over the intercom: Attention shoppers. All candy canes now 50 cents. We are referring to all of the candy canes. Come now to the holiday isle and grab a banana box. Fill the banana box with candy canes and pay only 50 cents.
No one ran over there – everyone just hunched over laughing. It was HILARIOUS. What would you do with an entire banana box full of candy canes?