Hollis needs a job!

Border collies are working dogs.  Hollis’ dad is an agility dog and climbs ladders and stuff. I live in a city and I don’t have sheep.  Can you please help me think of jobs for my sweet dog?  Here are what we have brainstormed thus far:

1. Getting the paper

2. Frisbee

3. Running with us

4. Getting beer out of the refrigerator

HELP!

 -Hil

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  1. #1 by b on October 18, 2007 - 3:53 pm

    Chase’s jobs are:
    1) Sleeping 20 hours a day
    2) Getting hyper/excited when someone new comes over for 5 minutes then crashing
    3) Getting hyper/excited for a treat, eating it in 0.3 seconds then crashing
    4) Pulling all his toys out and scattering them about the living room and office.
    5) Looking pitiful/neglected/malnourished to garner attention (which usually works)

    I think his next job will be to learn how to put his toys away. Maybe Hollis can learn that too?

  2. #2 by hilstreet on October 18, 2007 - 4:17 pm

    Sounds like Chase and Hollis would be good friends!

    Putting his toys away – that’s good. Thanks B.

  3. #3 by steph on October 18, 2007 - 4:43 pm

    One of Mac’s jobs is cuddling – and I must say he is quite good at it!

  4. #4 by Chloe on October 18, 2007 - 5:46 pm

    Hi Mrs. Hilary,

    I am Chloe, we met when you came to my house for the football game. I have a sister and our jobs include barking at pedestrians, getting our bellies rubbed, and keeping our parents warm at night.

    I hope this has been helpful.
    Chloe and Hannah

  5. #5 by saltimbocca on October 18, 2007 - 8:20 pm

    Hollis stay entertained by:

    Having a leaf-eating contest with Elton. Elton is small but he can go through a pile of leaves very quickly.

    Retrieving balls…you could get a tennis ball launcher and then he could bring them all back form the other side of the yard.

    Completing the Metrics Report…can he use Office 07?

  6. #6 by Weslie on October 19, 2007 - 6:00 pm

    Oh Saltimbocca, I haven’t even been able to figure out Office 07. Why did they have to screw so severly with Excel? I’ve been trying to make a pivot table for about 2 months now. Take back your infinite rows and give me a helpful nav bar!!

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